Some stuff that has been going on behind the scenes whilst my mom is away:
As the more knowledgable dog in these parts, I have decided to assist Mr. Marcel and take on his buddy Farley as my Padawan (which means “student”, if the force is with you). AND, let me tell you that this is harder than I thought.
(BTW, Car-jumping is picking up as an extreme dog sport in East Africa since my debut!)
I really don’t remember being a pup, really, I don’t! They’re so, like, inexperienced and stuff. I am training Farley in the art of being DOG, which includes activities that require superior movement and agility.
Here I am at breakneck high speed during running training:
And this is Farley thinking about doing the same exercise:
He just REFUSES to listen to me when I say that we need three to play rope skipping games:
This is me trying to show Farley how to point to the prey when hunting and stalking. I don’t see how his tactic works, though, because I use the front left paw as dictated by hundreds of years of evolution. I use my eyes and he sleeps using his back left paw, go figure!
The last lesson was playing dead, and …hold on…yes, that’s good Farley, good posture, hold the breathing a bit…DAMN IT, I think he’s sleeping already. Cheater.
After that workout, there’s only one thing left to do and that’s to train the body to sleep. Jedi dogs need their rest too!