Mom tells me that yesterday was Halloween, which I suppose explains why she dressed me up in ridiculous clothes and paraded me around the house while she took pictures and Jill and Aunt Amanda laughed at me. I VERY vaguely remember that around this time last year mom did something similar, but I was literally only 10 weeks old, so I could be wrong. Anyway, first mom put my Cornell hoodie on me and told me I was dressed as a Cornell Undergraduate Student for Halloween.
Then mom thought I’d actually go outside in the rain since I had some covering on, but NO WAY! Rain sucks and I am NEVER going to change my mind. I’ll poop inside if I have to.
My next “costume” was a Lifedog, which consisted of my lifeguarding tank top and jean shorts. I most definitely hated this costume more than the first. I think I looked downright ridiculous, but mom and her friends sure got a kick out of it. Especially that dumb tail-hole in my jean shorts. I’m horrified.
So, from a humiliated doxie pin to you, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!